Hellvira’s Haunted Asylum of Horror is a bawdy, raunchy take on the horror-host format that delivers exactly what it promises: irreverent, over-the-top entertainment led by the unapologetically bold Hellvira, played by Sushii Xhyvette Holder. This indie film takes us back to the days of classic horror hosts while adding its own unique, modern twist.
The premise is simple and straightforward: Hellvira, a mischievous succubus clown girl, invites viewers into her haunted asylum, where she and her eccentric band of characters, including Nurse Daphne (Chanda Rawlings), Mister Nanners (Scott Welborn), Sanny Klaus (Shaun Smithson and Troy Oelke), Stabby the Clown (Danny Langston), and Boneripper (Shaun Smithson), present a night of horror and hilarity. The movie of the night is the iconic Night of the Living Dead, and while nothing new can be said about George A. Romero's classic, it’s still a treat to watch, especially with Hellvira’s humorous interruptions.
Holder’s portrayal of Hellvira is a highlight, as she fully commits to the role with a blend of sultry confidence and playful absurdity. While Hellvira may not be Elvira or Joe Bob Briggs, she brings her own flavor to the horror-host tradition, often reminiscent of a horror-themed Harley Quinn. The character’s raunchy humor is hit or miss, but her enthusiasm is infectious, and even when the jokes don’t land, the commitment to the bit keeps things entertaining.
The film’s humor leans heavily on sex jokes and shock value, and while this won’t appeal to everyone, fans of raunchy comedy will likely find themselves nodding along. The supporting cast does a commendable job, each adding their own flair to the bizarre ensemble. From the scantily clad Nurse Daphne to the stoner “ghost” Dave (Otis B Dreds), the characters are as outrageous as they are memorable.
Visually, Hellvira’s Haunted Asylum of Horror is surprisingly well-composed for a low-budget production. The cinematography captures the campy, burlesque atmosphere perfectly, with each shot meticulously crafted to enhance the film’s blend of horror and comedy. The practical effects, though not groundbreaking, add to the charm and give the film a nostalgic feel that fans of old-school horror will appreciate.
However, the film isn’t without its flaws. At just under two hours, it feels a bit too long for what it is. Some of the skits drag on longer than they should, and not all of the interruptions have the payoff they’re aiming for. The Santa Claus bit, for example, feels out of place and unnecessary, even as a setup for a potential Christmas special.
Despite these shortcomings, Hellvira’s Haunted Asylum of Horror manages to entertain and will likely find its audience among fans of campy horror and offbeat humor. It’s not a film that demands deep analysis, but it’s a fun ride for those willing to embrace its absurdity. Hellvira may not be a household name yet, but she’s a worthy addition to the world of horror hosts, and it will be interesting to see where she and her crew go from here.
If you're in the mood for a unique blend of horror, comedy, and burlesque, and you don't mind a little (or a lot) of raunchiness, Hellvira’s Haunted Asylum of Horror is worth checking out. It’s a wild, unapologetic tribute to the horror-host tradition, with enough charm and wit to keep you watching—and laughing—throughout.
Jessie Hobson