Jessie Hobson is the author of several memoirs from his various lives, a collection of My Little Pony fanfiction novels, as well as the forthcoming alien-themed bukake erotica “Blumperfluff” series, which he insists is “sure to be my seminal work". He has walked near many colleges, but hasn’t attended none of them. He has won numerous awards, including several not created and awarded by his mother, and many of his works have skyrocketed to double-digit sales. He was convicted of first-degree murder, and remains on death row in San Quentin State Prison while his case is on appeal to the Supreme Court of California. He maintains his innocence. Due to good behavior he is currently allowed to write reviews for CineDump. To kill time, Jessie enjoys collecting VHS tapes and playing with his pet cat, Eli. Follow Jessie HERE.
Villain, Semi-Influencer
Mike Cavender has always wanted to be a writer. Well, first he wanted to be a superhero. And then there was that Jedi phase. Come to think of it, for a brief moment in high school, he also wanted to be a facilitator of Cronenberg’s New Flesh paradigm. Where was I? Oh yes, thankfully for the world, none of that panned out but he still found himself wanting to be a writer. One day, he decided to stop wanting and start doing. The accolades soon started pouring in on social media from people like Keith, his third cousin once removed on his mother’s side, and the widow Brunswick (she’s much hipper than you’d expect). These days, when he’s not housing grotesque amounts of coffee and donuts, he can be found discussing movies and comic books HERE.
Splatter Enthusiast, Caffeinated